Watching Underworld with the hubby. I hate gore and violence but I love my husband and he’a been watching desperate housewives with me all day. Damn she’s a bad ass.
Then I see a roach and have like five heart attacks and cry for twenty minutes. Oh my god.
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
I know this is a joke but seriously HOW is it my fault that we use fahrenheit (see how easy that was to spell?) and not celsius, seeing as both scales were devised…
I can’t stop laughing. EAGLES!?!???!!?
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Ok. Bored town USA. Kinda wanna go out. I’m thinking Irish pub. I should shower. I don’t want to. I like feeling warm and sticky.
You know those times when you’re touching yourself….and he walks in….and takes over….and all is right in the world?
Just got naughty sex with lots of spanking…For secretly taking pictures of his glorious man parts. Yum.
Charles Dickens, Great Expectations
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Ready for date night (Taken with instagram)
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This morning was insane.
The mom left her milk at work.
She asked me to please come pick it up downtown on my way to a play-date/ adults for me to talk to date!
I go.
To the wrong building with the same name.
Six times.
We were an hour late to the meet up.
Had to leave early to pick up Gabe from school.
Both girls had tantrums on the ride there.
I got us lost and had to reroute 4 times. It should’ve taken 15 minutes but in reality it took 45 minutes.
45 minutes of screaming.
Oh my goodness. I’m so directionally challenged it’s pathetic. EVEN WITH GOOGLE MAPS ON MY PHONE.
:’(
Is it six o’clock yet?
Dark Link Cosplay by InkyLink
woah.
Officially the coolest cosplay I’ve ever seen.
Wow.
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Washing day. #blackmilk #blackmilkclothing (Taken with instagram)
If this were my wardrobe, and was acceptable to wear to work and out. I’d be so happy
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